Using this logic we can conclude…

If you’re not ready to get food poisoning, don’t eat.

If you’re not ready to get mugged, don’t ever leave your house.

If you’re not ready to get fired, don’t hold a job.

If you’re not ready to die in your sleep, don’t sleep.

If you’re not ready to face the worst possible results of carrying out basic human functions, obviously the answer is to avoid those basic human functions at all costs.

What? You mean to tell me that people take preventative measures to avoid those worst-case scenarios, so they can live safe, healthy lives? They’re just being irresponsible! They’re not ready to face the full consequences of their actions!

(Source: somethinglickedthiswaycums)